On this note about three days ago I realized I have gained like, actual arm shoulder and back muscle and I have not been able to stop flexing like a frat boy on steroids since that moment
pros: have lost like, a sort of significant amount of weight via lifting/running/swimming 3x a week and being a lot more mindful of what I eat and I love how good I feel! I swam 45 min straight the other day! I can run an 8:30 mile! I feel good!!!
Cons: none of my clothes fucking FIT ME ANYMORE
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told myself I was gonna sleep in before studying today but I woke up at 6:30 immensely guilty that I was still in bed. So.
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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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guiding light
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pros: have lost like, a sort of significant amount of weight via lifting/running/swimming 3x a week and being a lot more mindful of what I eat and I love how good I feel! I swam 45 min straight the other day! I can run an 8:30 mile! I feel good!!!
Cons: none of my clothes fucking FIT ME ANYMORE
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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me
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halfway through three month stint of long distance I am so brave and kind and strong
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got pulled over but not to worry misogyny saved the day!!!
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is this entirely preventable situation that you placed yourself in and refused help to get out of bothering you queen
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people should appreciate how hard it is committing to a bit that nobody really cares about
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Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]
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