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when I say “Let me ask my husband”, one (or both) of these things is taking place:

1. I am in a loving, happy relationship where we value and respect each other’s opinion

2. I am using this as an excuse to get out of something I don’t want to do (sorry habibi)

what is not happening here: I am being oppressed

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New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

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Sometimes my friends enter into such bad relationships it almost feels like a social experiment to see how long it'll take before I'm like, "You've gotta dump them."

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What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

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Wellll the hell of my own creation had a sort of je ne sais quoi

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👀bad kids

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his lips are sealed

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hooooly fucking shit I founds the most shark plush ever

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Two stunning winners ✨️

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if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

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bonjour