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stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

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I honestly cannot believed i got bamboozled by cheritz saying that theyre just gonna recycle old cgs thEN RELEASE THESE CGS?????

LIKE LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL ZEN WHOEVER THIS NEW ARTIST IS I LOVE YOU

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nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

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pick one you bald genderless idiot

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A rainy weekend is afoot at the Belgian Grand Prix! 💚 Let's have a fun adventure with Zhou and Valtteri!

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the world could literally end during the grand prix and austrian television would still find a way to cut to helmut marko seconds after the podium ceremony

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trope mashup, what a joy! 16 and 61?

Prison AU + Love Confession!

A patronus is basically a love confession, right??

Trope mashups!

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Sorting Hat: So do you want fluffy best friends to lovers drarry or--

Harry: Not Slytherin.

Sorting Hat: Enemies to lovers 7 year slowburn it is.

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me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?

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And part three of my drarry fanarts ! 

Last one was for a Teacher!AU where Draco is secretly an animagus and turns into a ferret, and only Harry realizes it (and keeps it a secret).

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"I hate tiktok" you don't even know about Mr Lagoon

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a fish said to bring good fortune 🧧⁣⁣

available for patrons who sing-up in may

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.