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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests
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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything
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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!
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Small shaggy horses adapted to harshly cold climates are so woefully neglected in historical/fantasy media
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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
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this reddit post is so good.
a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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