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i am stuck on this idea that xiang liu saw a "5 dating tips" website that said "take her to where you grew up" which is why his ass brought xiaoyao to the 斗兽场 jesus christ THIS MAN

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im bi so sometimes i truly wonder, what's my type?

it's the smile. the goddamn smile

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me vs my crushes on the silliest queer men imaginable

why is he like this

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I'M CRYING OMG ISTG LIKE

OK THIS IS HYPER SPECIFIC BUT I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY

when there's an objectively attractive person and you could literally name any other flattering trait but you go for the MOST OUT-OF-POCKET AND RANDOM TRAIT POSSIBLE

AND SOMEHOW I LOVE THAT IT'S WAYY BETTER THAN SAYING "oh i like people who are kind" or something generic and obvious

like i fucking love this man and i just, in general, like men who look like they've been stretched out like a piece of gum. just disproportionately tall and skinny and as one fanfic i read described it, "a god-knows-how-tall collection of limbs" and "he's mostly leg."

and that narrows down my type WAYYY more than saying "oh i like nice people" or whatever

this was so funny

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headcanon that wkx is ambidextrous because as a kid he was fucked over so much that he had to learn to write/swordfight/etc with whichever hand was available and developed both hands equally as he grew up

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wkx: must be illegal to be this hot

zzs: thank god i'm a law abiding citizen

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"i can fix him" well i can murder everyone who dares to suggest he needs fixing

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this is so dumb but it made me laugh a lot

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<3 my everything

wen kexing: babygirl [insp]

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reblog for myself because i can never get enough of this

Love as Acceptance

Caitlyn Siehl // Leonard Cohen, "Anthem" // Rumi, "Bitterweet" // trans. Anne Carson, "Euripides" // Sade Andria Zabala, "Coffee and Cigarettes" // tumblr acct @/gayassnatural // Anne Carson, "H of H Playbook" // William Shakespeare, "Sonnet 116" // Clementine von Radics, "Mouthful of Forevers" // Toni Morrison, "Jazz"

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honestly i read/write/watch so much babyboy wkx that going back to scenes of unhinged him scares me AND arouses me an insane amount.

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STOPPPPPP HE'S SO FUCKING SILLY HE'S THE SILLIEST SILLY TO EVER WKX ON THIS PLANET. CAN YOU FREAKING BELIEVE HE HAS THE SADDEST BACKSTORY EVER AND SPENDS HALF THE SHOW LOOKING EITHER PISSED OR SAD?????????????/ MY TRAUMATISED BBY ISTG IM SO FUCKING SAD ABT HIM I HAVE TOO MANY FEELINGS ABT THIS

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the fact that i told myself not to turn my tumblr into a wenzhou shrine or smth

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realising that wenzhou is the ONE AND ONLY exception to what fanfiction i read.

like, i usually never read AUs of the characters in another universe... buuuuuut wenzhou modern au is. CUTEAS FUCK

and slice of life is usually boring to me since i mostly read for plot but I AM OBSESSED WITH WENZHOU SO OF COURSE IM READING FOR THEM THE CHARACTERS AND THE SHIP

i love them omg

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guys i love that one of the only fictional characters ive ever seen have a "coming out scene" (wkx telling zzs "did you know i like men" in tyk) is the ONE character who WOULD NEVER NEED A COMING OUT SCENE

like bby we know. i knew before i even saw you. i dont know how i did that but your gayness transcends all laws of the universe and space-time. and thermodynamics. idk, i dropped physics

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i love-hate how the tyk finale just culminates every small wkx quirk into BIG SAD

oh, he keeps on talking about how people will die if you hear an owl laugh? and how when a bowl of red water was spilled, a whole village was massacred? and his obsession with zzs's shoulder blades?

oh ahaha he's so quirky and goofy isnt he

oh.

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