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Doctor: It’s a boy! Congratulations.

Mother: Oh that’s so incredible, his name will be ‘Soldier’.

Doctor: *checks clipboard* I’m afraid that name is already taken, how about 'Soldier_3’, or 'Soldier: 76’?

Mother: ._.

Submitted by TheSlavePoodle

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i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.

what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?

rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

what i had: hot dog and shake

what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik

rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!

what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life

rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country

rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

what i had: piza slice

what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.

rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

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Sometimes I see cute babies and my initial reaction is "I could have one of those" and I'm excited and then immediately I'm like calm down you're 21 that's expensive don't do it or you don't get to be lazy anymore.

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by https://twitter.com/masaiai6/status/757008917381513217

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Now I can add DDR and laser tag to the list of things I never expected to do in a corset and heels.

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You know your cosplay is decent when your own cat doesn’t recognize you.

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These are close up shots of insects with dew. Photos by Martin Amm at Photo.net.

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Elevated Bus That Drives Above Traffic Jams

China’s traffic jams are legendary. One jam even has its own Wikipedia page dedicated to it (China National Highway 110 traffic jam. Look it up). But the country’s epic gridlock problems might soon be a thing of the past if plans for this amazing elevated bus go ahead.

Take a look at the pictures below to see for yourself what we mean. It’s known as the Transit Elevated Bus (TEB) and it could very well be the future of public transport. It’s only a concept for the moment but a working mini model was recently presented at the 19th China Beijing International High-Tech Expo. The bus will be able to carry up to 1200 passengers and will take them to work and back by literally driving over the traffic. It’s a brilliant idea that could potentially alleviate congestion and reduce pollution in the world’s most populous country. If approved it could also be ready in as little as one year’s time. (Source)

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This blog is pro salt and vinegar chips.

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Can’t keep meowt. [video]

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Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats.

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new fav shirt