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Crocodile
5/10 would boop the snoot
Their a big scaly puppy who deserve love to, no animal that runs like that can be completely evil, I feel like after they get over the initial shock of me booping, they would enjoy it, But some points must be taken off for the single fact of ACCESSING the snoot could pose a challenge.
Their noses are hard and most likely cold, which could negate the satisfaction of the boop, and their snoots are extremely sensitive as they use them to sence ripples im the water to locate and catch their prey, so if I accidently hurt them while attempting, the guilt would eat me alive, only a soft boop would do (I have come to an amazing discovery through my extensive research on reddit that their sensitive noses actually make patting more enjoyable for them so I'm adding back two points +2)
My final verdict after my extensive research is a solid 7/10
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Would I boop that snoot.
This entire page will be about if an animals' snoot is boopable or not.
My raking rules
Would I be able to physically boop the snoot (this rule can be ignored if I decide my own safety comes secondary to the animals boopingness).
Would I WANT to boop said snoot, are the animals vibes right or not.
How satisfying would said boop be like, for example, I'd argue a blob fish would be very satisfying to boop.
How much would the boop weigh on my conscience will the guilt weigh on me
And finally 5 my worthiness to boop the aforementioned snoot.
Thank you for listening to my Ted talk. I will carry on with this until boredom or short attention span makes me abandon this.
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