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autism

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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If anyone wants to know where I’ve been. Three hyperfixations at once. Help

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Just spawn in as one and make yourself known. It might take a little bit for me to find you because I get a lottt of notifications but I try to find everyone eventually

My Minions

⛄️=current most favored minion

Church Leaders:

Ravioli Pope: @ravioli-approving

-The Ravioli Pope is available to perform Yaoi Exorcisms

Cardinal Bishop: @maristarz ⛄️

-Can baptize you

Cardinal Priest: @da-lil-muffin

-Has holy hands for hitting

Priest: @coffeesandal

-Can take your confessions, is secretly teaboot’s evil twin

Court Jester: @reality-itself-but-magic

-Mysterious entity

Henchman: @chloroformedhorse

-Will bite you

My homunculi:

1. @tea-toot

2. @bea-toot

3. @boob-bea

4. @bea-boob

5. @beat-too

6. @beat-oot

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HHIHIHIHI I NEED ADVITCE!!!! I I MEAN UHHHHF MY FRWIEND EWANTS TO STETEAL PINK SRTUUFF FOR BEAT OOT BBUT DODOEANT THINK HE'LL LILIKE IT!!!! •́︿•̀ WHAT WSHOULD I I MMEMEAN MY FRIEND DO!!!╥﹏╥

What’s the pink stuff

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did you know the scottish & rhe french are like best mates.

My opinion of Scotland is lowering

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or a musical theatre minion called glee-boot. or a bug one called flea-boot. cmon man

glee-boot would just be Chris Colfer I think

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okay then what about a scottish one called wee-boot

Approved. Someone be that

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okay so you're not kissing teaboot. so we have to ask. are you single

Unfortunately yes but I did once have a fling with tea-toot for like two weeks. It ended in the soup

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every time i log in there's more minions, i don't remember who's who anymore

Yeah same I’m trying to track down all the ones I don’t have on my list yet but my notifications are full

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The reason I'm not the schemer: I'm your se cond favorite minion! I'd never scheme against you. Also, im really friendly. If I did something wrong, I'd apologize 800 times and cry because yknow you're so awesome! Also, I'm single so like... Who do I have to scheme with?

Damn you’re right single people can’t scheme. Unless you have a homoerotic unofficial situationship

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When are we gonna get the teaboot x boot-tea toxic kismesis yaoi slowburn fanfic

When someone writes it

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why don’t you have a French minion called oui-boot

I would never willingly spawn more French people into the world

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Whoever the guy is who offered a bunny to be a minion. You’re in. Tumblr won’t let me respond to you though

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Happy birthday cyan lord. Here are some cholate muffins to celebrate

I actually did have these for breakfast on my birthday so I might have to promote you to augur

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i'm born to yap forced to listen but my friend who isn't me likes listening to beat-too talk what is the best course of action

Kill your friend

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I feel like I just rose from the dead I pinky swear I’ll catch up on replies today

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What the fuck is wrong with you

My minions, I will be taking the day off (mostly) tomorrow from my leadership duties. Cause it’s my birthday. Do as you will. Poll coming soon but I am lazy and have a tummy ache