bootlegpaladin

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After a couple of beers anything is possible...

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youre mommy's little pigeon. aww you can coo all you want but mommy is keeping you in your little cage until she needs you to send a letter 😈

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tbh my hot take is that a lot of people are obnoxiously weird about feet and its usually not the people that have foot fetishes

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What a show this must have been.

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trump admin is encouraging federal workers to proselytize their religion in the workplace.

we need him more than ever before

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My new mission in life is to impart this wisdom to as many people as possible

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need 1 trillion more of these images

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aaaah!!! [hawks descend and sink their claws into my shoulders and try to carry me away but im too heavy for them to fly but they're so determined and brave that onlookers start cheering them on] aaaaaah!!!!!!

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gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

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all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

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lately it feels like too many artists out there are hacks. or maybe cowards. I don’t think you’re going to be able to produce interesting art or generate important conversations if you fear cultural backlash and constantly cede ground to the prevalent reactionary discourse

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*aggressively swirls energy drink counterclockwise*

"fuck this headache fuck this headache fuck this headache"

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