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Weird Fishes

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These divas.

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Golden Lovers softness cause i miss them

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everytime i see Despy without contact lenses its so clear why he had to hide his eyes for years to be heel cause ooOOOOuUuuoUUOOOooosjfjsjkvd biggest most beautiful softest darkest eyes, ooooooohhhh my Shaaayyyyla

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sports !

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me when the cramps hit

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Boyfriends

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"white boy TOXIC yaoi..." (still think abt will and kyle)

"white boy yaoi..." (thinking abt will and kyle)

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realizing that i'm witnessing twink death on progress in the form of Zack Sabre Jr.

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my friend who isnt into wrestling liking an evil nooj cody edit is making me crazyyyy. i dont think he really wants to hear all the lore but sometimes i think about codys downfall and im just sad. do you miss when you wore fur coats and smoked cigars and kissed men. do you feel fulfilled being a forever babyface in the fed... do you miss ibushi and kenny

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my friend who isnt into wrestling liking an evil nooj cody edit is making me crazyyyy. i dont think he really wants to hear all the lore but sometimes i think about codys downfall and im just sad. do you miss when you wore fur coats and smoked cigars and kissed men. do you feel fulfilled being a forever babyface in the fed... do you miss ibushi and kenny

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Wrestling AU things from last year I forgot to post

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So uh... Immediately after Wrestle Kingdom, the big show that brings in both new and lapsed NJPW fans, and Wrestle Dynasty, the AEW crossover show that was intended to bring new overseas fans to NJPW... New Japan management decided to take the only commentary staff member who speaks any Japanese at all off commentary for two months? So the only remaining English language commentator will just not have any clue what anybody is saying during the entire show? Right when a large influx of new English speaking fans is expected? And they're doing all this just as Kidani, who owns NJPW's parent company, was complaining to Tokyo Sports about how NJPW isn't getting enough overseas fans? Have I got that right?

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Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

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Seize Volume 1 January 1967

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My heart grows three sizes whenever I see Candice LeRae. I’m now at “1999 X-Pac” on the Dangerously Enlarged Heart scale.

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📸: JJ [check source link]