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so guys how are we doing

"M' drinkin' the lead away.." Demo says before taking a large swig from a bottle, he will not survive lead poisoning sober.

"I have never been better! this is nothing!" Solly's voice is a bit muffled as he is laying face first on the ground like a plank.

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welp, okay!

m/a, soldiers got alcohol poisoning and demoman has lead poisoning 😁😁😁😁 100 dollars guys!

"ALCOHOL POISONING IS NOTHING WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH THE TRENCHES OF WA-" Solly is cut off when he falls to the floor, he might be going into liver failure.

"Y'know I don't really feel a difference.. Just a little headache and a bit nauseous.." Demo rubs his forehead, it's only a matter of time before the side effects of lead poisoning fully set in.

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would you 2 swap internal organs for 24 hours for 100 dollars

"WE ABSOLUTELY WOULD. WHY? ARE YOU OFFERING?" Solly places his hands on your shoulders, he wants that hundred.

"No no no, that is not a good idea Mate. Y' wouldn't survive with m' kidneys and liver.. Besides, a hundred is nothin' compared to what y' already make." Demo quickly places a hand on Solly's shoulder, trying to dismiss him.

"COUNTERPOINT... I'D HAVE 100 MORE THAN WHAT I ALREADY HAVE.." Solly grins, finding his "counterpoint" to be genius.

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*A big fluffy St. Bernard prances up to the two wagging her tail, tilting her head when she notices Soldier*

(@meet-the-rescue)

“Oh hello there Lass, didn’t know we had a dog.. How’d y’ sniff us out? Oh and.. don’t worry, this is just m’ BLU friend Solly, he won’t bite, right Solly?” Demo smiles and pets the dogs head, eyeing Solly.

“AS LONG AS IT DOESN’T BITE ME FIRST..” Solly mutters, hesitantly patting the dogs head, smiling when he sees her tail wag.

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Pwah! 🪄🍃

You both now have the gay for 10 asks!

-Magic anonon

“How.. how is that bloody possible?” Demo just stares at you confused.

“AS LONG AS I AM STILL AMERICAN!” Solly salutes a non existent flag.

Nothing appears to have changed with either of them.. how strange…

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Do you think anyone on your teams know about your friendship?

“Oh definitely.. I jus hope they haven’t said anything.” Demo frowns and fidgets with the bottle in his hands, he doesn’t want to cut contact with his friend again.

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demo, be honest, has soldier ever bit you before

“Aye, three times now. First on th’ field when we were fighting, second time was t’ see if I tasted American or European, third time for fun.” Demo rubs his forearm, as if he could still feel the bites.

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That's unfortunate...is he okay?

"He'll be just fine, it's nothin' t' worry about. He challenged me t' a drinkin' game.. Now he refuses t' admit he's hungover and won't let his Medic use th' medigun." Demo smiles and shakes his head in a amusement, laughing under his breath.

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How are you two doing today? :]

“M’ doin well lad, back at RED base since Solly’s a bit under th’ weather today..” Demo sighs, he seems a bit bored without his “best mate” there to cause some noise.

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🪣

"DEAR GOD..."

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You guys gotta be careful, someones interviewing all the mercs for Miss Pauling! Hide your relationship! Quick!

"DEAR GOD. GOOD WORK INFORMANT, DEMOMAN QUICK HIDE!" Solly shouts as he tosses a blanket over Demo.

"Lad.. I could just go back t' REDs base.." Demo sighs, lifting the blanket off of him.

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how did you recover your friendship after the WAR? is pauling still on your ass for it?

“I dicovered th’ misunderstanding sometime after, explained everything to Solly n’ told him he was th’ best American soldier I know, I’d never call him a civili-“

“MISS PAULING DOES NOT KNOW.” Solly interrupts, he seems proud of the statement.

“Aye, we figured it best to keep it secret, don’t want them getting involved again..” Demo sighs, looking over at Solly with a bit of concern, it’s a hard secret to keep.

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Demo! How are you? Everyone on RED doesn't seem to be doing good lately

“Thanks for asking Lad, I’ve been alright. Hanging out with Soldier always helps lighten th’ mood.” Demo smiles, gesturing over to Solly, who seems too distracted to notice the conversation.

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You can't just say this stuff to him man

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Who’s more American? BLU Soldier or RED Soldier?

“ME. I AM BY FAR MORE AMERICAN AND MORE PATRIOTIC THAN THAT RED COAT WEARING-” Solly continues, he’s on a full on rant about the beauty of America and why he loves it far more than his RED counterpart. He isn’t stopping anytime soon.

“Ah- ere’ we go, y’ had to get him going? M’ never gonna hear the bloody end of it..” Demo puts his head in his hand, he looks like he’s getting a headache already.

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So you guys are.. “friends” huh? 🤔

"WE ARE BETTER THAN FRIENDS. WE ARE BEST FRIENDS." Solly beams, throwing an arm around Demo's shoulder.

"Aye, he's me best mate." Demo chuckles, putting his arm around Solly's shoulder as well.

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"I DO NOT KNOW IF HE LIKES SOMEONE. HOW DO I FIND OUT, MUMBLES??" Soldier questions, putting his hands on Pyro's shoulders and lightly shaking them.

Soldier! Hi! Did you tell the person you like them yet? :D

"NEGATIVE- I MEAN- I WAS.. ASKING FOR A FRIEND.. not me.." Soldier tips his helmet down a bit, in an attempt to hide the red hue on his face.