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Customer: A QUICK CAR
DMV: testicles
Verdict: DENIED
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cool so you can hide ads for knowing too much now
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my dawg
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community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities
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This is absolutely catastrophic.
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Beneath a Celestial Tapestry: A Soft Pastel Farewell to the Sun 🌠🌄
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You cannot become a parent just because you want a baby that guy you made is gonna start having independent thoughts faster than you think he will
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INCREDIBLY funny how the only person I’ve seen so far with a positive reaction to the Minecraft movie trailer is Notch
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