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INTRODUCING F/O FEBRUARY EVENT! 

How it works: Everyday you can create something based on the prompts above. This can be writing, art, or just a blog post about your self ship! 

If you do decide to participate, please tag your creations as #FOFebruary so that we can all appreciate eachother’s works! 

Days: 

DAY 1: Reverse self ship - You are your F/O’s F/O! 

DAY 2: Weddings or other celebrations with your F/O - Can be your wedding/celebration or just a wedding/celebration in general!

DAY 3: Beach day/vacation

DAY 4: First date

DAY 5: Favorite AU

Day 6: Media crossover

Day 7: Music - Feel free to share a song that encapsulates your self-ship, or a playlist! Maybe a picture music video or just a song lyric illustrated that reminds you of your F/O. 

Day 8: You & your F/O’s kids or pets you have together

Day 9: Platonic F/Os

Day 10: Domestic life

Day 11: Angst

Day 12: Outfit swap

Day 13: Tea party

Day 14: Valentine’s day! 

Day 15: Historical AU (this can be any time period/place you’d like!)

Day 16: Appreciation of a friend’s self ships

Day 17: Coffee shop AU

Day 18: Love confessions

Day 19: Movie night

Day 20: Road trip

Day 21: Time travel

Day 22: Formalwear

Day 23: First kiss

Day 24: Under an umbrella

Day 25: Picnic

Day 26: At the aquarium 

Day 27: Sharing a milkshake

Day 28: Stargazing

Day 29: Free day! 

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me, rewriting media to include my self-insert in it: my universe now

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Selfship Yuletide Ball Event

Season’s Greetings to all you Selfshippers out there!! It’s that time again! To celebrate the long year of Selfshipping we’re going out with a bang with a big holiday bash at Nougat’s house! Bring your F/Os and let’s jam! This event comes in two parts! You don’t have to do both! You can do one or the other! The goal is to bring everyone together and let them have a little fun this holiday!

Phase I: This ball comes with a toll to get in the door! It’s a CATERING event, meaning everyone who comes has to bring something to the table! Draw a picture, write a story, make an ask game, make memes, make edits, videos, cosplay, moodboards, or just say a big happy holiday and spread the good feelings. The only rules:

It must be selfshipping or self insert related

What you decide to make must at least hint or mention going to a holiday party/ball somewhere in it!! Ideally this is about prepping up for a party. For example: you can draw a picture of you and your F/O getting gussied up for the party!

any holiday themes are welcome! If you celebrate yule or any other holiday, feel free to mention it!! :D

Phase II:

Starting December 22nd comes the real party! It’ll be a holiday themed takeover!! That’s right, it’ll be like mingling at a party with F/Os!! Get to know people’s F/Os!! Ask them holiday themed asks ! It’s a party! Make it fun! Make jokes! Be wild! Maybe even do a little roleplay with your F/Os coming to talk to someone else’s!! There’s no right way to do this!!

In summary: You have from today (December 10th) until January 5th to make your catering dish for the party!

The takeover however will start December 22nd and last until the 5th of January! So you have plenty of time to partake! You do not have to do the takeover if you don’t want to! You can simply bring your catering piece!

This will be running under the tag #yuletide F/O event !

I look forward to seeing all my guests and see what they bring!! The goal is to bring people together so please remember to show kindness this season. Happy Holidays and if you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask!

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prolly gonna be spamming the borderlands and captain flynt tags today and if anyone has an issue with that TOO BAD

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Peter Futo

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GUYS

ITS MINE AND FLYNT'S ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY

GUYS!!!!

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Parental f/o: I’m having a baby.

Me: That’s great!

Parental f/o, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It’s you, sign here.

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im back on my bullshit with a new f/o

its knight light

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Hitman as Mulaney Quotes

47:

Birdie:

Olivia:

Diana:

Lucas:

Bonus: 47 again

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THE VENT LINE 

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HITMAN LOCKSCREENS.

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HI IM BACK FROM POST LIMIT HELL LOOK AT THIS GIF OF AGENT 47

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THIS dumbass has a new f/o

its agent 47

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Your f/o gently cups your face in their hands. They tenderly kiss your forehead, brushing their lips against you as delicately as possible. "It'll be okay," they say. "You'll be okay. You're safe here with me." They pull you close to them and protectively tuck your head underneath their chin. They murmur soft words of endearment and stroke your hair.

And they're right. Nothing can hurt you right now. You are safe. You are loved. In this moment especially, you are their whole world.