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There is something incurably wrong with me on a fundamental level
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I love masturbating. Fucking hate having to wash my hands afterwards tho
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I sincerely hope my family dies and soon I can't fucking stand them
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"You yell at me for arguing with the cat so why do you get to do it"
Her to the cat: I'll kill you, I'll beat your ass, *cat gets hurt* that's what you get asshole, I'll throw you outside back on the street
Me: unhand me beast these dipndots are mine
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Crazy how out of all things we learned in school. Photography was the only thing that stuck
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"Omg I think I need to be tested for bpd lol" WRONG!!! There can only be one of us
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Most annoying thing abt periods is that I think I gotta jerk my shit every night n it's like. Keep ur hands to urself boy.
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"Oh I can't call myself transmission I'm too feminine" and the most feminine part of my outfit is my spandex short shorts bcs it's hot out n they're the only type of shorts that feel okay to wear underneath the pajama pants I got from the men's section
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Getting out of breath post masturbation is really embarrassing actually.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE PLURAL ANYMORE I DON'T WANT IT I DON'T WANT IT I DON'T WANT IT
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2020 Me: I have to identify as this specifically bc that is what aligns the closest to what I feel
2025: I'm a trans man lesbian bc I like the way it sounds (I'm plural so my relationship with gender is fucked and I'm also attracted to all genders even though I have no desire to date bc I suck)
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Cracked my wrist by slightly moving it while laying on it n it was super painful now it just feels weird what the hellll
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