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Riverdale unanimously elected for best show on television

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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

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and on the sixth day god created the gas station convenience store refrigerated beverage section

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oh hello

is this thing on?

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someone abbreviates gluten-free -> GF, some internal Google model helpfully expands GF -> girlfriend, then notices the grammar is off and makes it plural

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He adopted the role of being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. (inspo)

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reverse hypochondriac i just ignore everything

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summer is the worst time of year and I do not want to do things in hot humid air. may I please have some cooler air? I can’t find a label on me that says “store in a cool, dry place” but I’m sure it’s there somewhere.

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i’m convinced that supernatural is never going to end. the season finale was just a ruse. a dirty trick to deceive us into a false sense of security. a year from now they’re probably going to announce that there’s going to be a 16th season. in the meantime destiel will go canon in 30 different language, each of them slightly altering the original script. the show will keep on going, but they’re never going to explicitly acknowledge that dean and castiel are in a relationship. somewhere along the way jensen dies of old age. everyone thinks this will be the end of the show, but the CW decides to bring him back with AI technology. in season 56, AI dean finally confesses his love to castiel. a 90 year old misha delivers a touching performance. the scene gets translated to 7050 languages. in season 57, AI dean clarifies that he only meant that he loves castiel as a brother. a 91 year old misha gets blamed for queerbaiting the audience. he dies from the mean messages he’s sent on twitter. in season 87, AI castiel once again confesses his love to AI dean. before AI dean can reply, AI castiel is killed by evil jenkins, satan’s fourth cousin twice removed. castiel is promptly  sent to super mega turbo ultra extreme hell. in season 88…..

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i want the fight to happen as publicly as possible but this reply is killing me

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turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

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me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

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din djarin: public menace

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When your wizard son gives you a dead weed do you keep it forever? Yes.

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baby sees smth….👀