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Meirl

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IN THIS ESSAY I WILL DIE AND BE REBORN A THOUSAND TIMES

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I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.

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there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

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zoomers idolizing the 2000s like we did the 90s is just absolutely sending me

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you cant wear a wittle face mask to stop yourself from killing other people bc you have hot breath?

cyclops xman literally wears glasses 24/7 to contain his literal laser beans in his eyes from hurting anyone even tho hes in constant excruciating pain or whatever idk if that true. and hes just some twink. grow up.

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me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!!

me by 4 PM that afternoon:

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Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

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becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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I actually love how fucking brainless extreme punk fans can be

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dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)

and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.

before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”

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smth smth vampire and werewolf narratives are two sides of the same coin of the horrors of the gay experience smth smth its abt the shame of who you are and the grief that comes with desire 

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anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice

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Every once in a while I think “why do I have all these mental disorders, surely my childhood wasn’t that bad” and then I have an interaction with my mother and I understand.

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when your friends are big shot lawyers