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You deserve someone who does these things for you! ❤️ Webtoon Link!

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

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Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*

Me:

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*drowns myself in romanticized idealizations*

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me

so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye 

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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

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Doctor Who | 10.12 - "The Doctor Falls"

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sweetest post ever??? 😭