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sorry I’ve been offline for a while I was taking a break from my phone and had trouble getting back into the app, but I am back!

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Hii I’m back again to ask if you could please write headcannons of how UD characters would react waking up & you telling them you had a dream of them having sex & feeling needy bc of it ?? (Assuming they’re together) 🙂‍↔️

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Ooooo, okay! 👀

NSFW down below!

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Josh ~ Ohhhhh God, Josh would be the biggest tease. It would also boost his ego by like 1000%. He has that much of an effect on you that you had an actual sex dream about him? Man, what a flex! And it was so good that you want him right now? He would chuckle at this, already sitting up and preparing to recreate the scene. He's really dedicated to recreating settings since he dreams of being a film producer.

"Awww, needy because you dreamed of me fucking you silly? Look at you, already soaked through your little panties. Lay back and let me do all the work, beautiful. I got you."

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Chris ~ The way this mf would blush omfg it would make his whole year! He actually made a girl have a sex dream so intense she's ready to go as soon as she wakes up? No fucking way. Making a girl dream about you is wild enough, let alone this! He would be jumping at the opportunity to fulfill your desires as soon as you tell him what the dream was about.

"Wait, wait, wait... You had a dream... About me? Wow... Wow... This is unbelievable. Lay back. Let me do this for you. I need to."

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Mike ~ Ahhh Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike... Mike... Lmao he would be SO cocky. Even more than Josh, actually. Before you can even finish telling him about your dream, he's on top of you, already kissing your neck. He thinks he doesn't have to hear anymore, since he already knows every single thing that makes you tick.

"Shh, shh, shh. Let me take care of you, baby. You like that, yeah? Yeah? Let your big strong man make you feel good. You want that, huh? Just let me do the work, baby."

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Matt ~ Matt would be the biggest sweetheart over it, chuckling fondly and planting a soft kiss to your forehead. He would listen intently, a dopey and tired smile on his face as he watches you rant away about every detail that happened in the dream. And then he would ask what specifically you would like him to do for you to make you feel as good as you felt when you were sleeping.

"Awe that's so sweet, babe. I'm even on your mind while you're dreaming, hm? Want me to do anything for you? Don't worry about it being late and me having football practice tomorrow. You come first. What do you need me to do for you?"

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Sam ~ Sam would honestly be flattered that you had a dream about her. She would hold you, rub your back, and caress your hair as you tell her about your dream. Aw, you're so sweet and worked up right now for her. How did she get so lucky. Of course, she would want to help you in any way she can.

"Aww, sweetie. You don't have to ask me twice, okay? I'm here for you. Just lay back and relax, okay? I'll make you feel better."

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Ashley ~ Y-You had a sex dream??? About her??? Wow, this is something Ashley has written about in her fanfics, but never even dreamed of it happening to her. She would be blushing wildly as you talked her through what danced in your mind as you slumbered, before bashfully asking if you want to recreate the moment in real life.

"Oh... Oh wow... I've only read about this stuff before but I didn't think it could be possible. Not for me. Would you... Would you want to do this... In real life... Like... Right now? No pressure, of course!"

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Jess ~ Jess would be shocked. Like she plays it off cocky but she didn't think this would happen. She isn't all that confident in the effect she has on you, despite what she says. So to hear this boosts her ego a little bit. She wouldn't admit it to you, but it almost made her want to cry.

Emily ~ I'm gonna be blunt, Emily would be pissed that you woke her up. How fucking dare you disturb her beauty sleep?! But to hear that it was because you were needy for her eases her frustration just by a small amount. Still, that's not gonna stop her from taking her anger out on you just a little bit in a way you crave for.

"You... You what? I-I mean, hell yeah! I bet I'm on that mind every night, huh? How about you just lay back and let me rock your world. I'll give you something to put you right back to sleep, baby."

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"What the fuc— Are you fucking serious? I need my fucking sle— Oh... Oh... Okay, fine. Just this once. Now lay still while I get the cuffs..."

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i love this trend

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At least I can think. 4.0 bitch, honor roll. Suck on that when you're trying to sleep your way into a job

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“should’ve paid more attention in climbing class..”

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josh would take you to family events and introduce you to everyone. just to get you in the bathroom pulling your skirt up and bending you over the counter using his hand to cover your mouth. then he sees you holding one of the baby’s in the family and comes up behind you saying “you would make a great mother” knowing he’s so down bad for you.

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You mean to tell me Josh got to have Mike pin him down and be on top of him, yet I can't

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i would leave hickeys all over this man’s legs omfg

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until dawn tag is being taken over by film watchers and i’m sad. come back i beg.

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NEEDDDD

“Don’t Make a Sound” – Josh Washington

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AN ~ I wrote this because I'm ovulating, and Josh is my savior rn 🎀 It's probably a little sloppy because I usually write late at night when I'm horny 💀🙏🏽

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Context - I mean idrk - Chris walks in on us making out

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The fire crackled in the stone hearth of the Washington lodge, casting flickering shadows across the massive living room. The storm outside howled against the windows, but inside, the mood was… a lot warmer.

You sat curled on the couch, legs folded, in one of Josh’s oversized hoodies ~ soft, worn-in, and smelling like cedar and his cologne. He was standing nearby, arms crossed, looking way too good for someone who claimed he was “just chilling.” His dark jeans hung low on his hips, snug in all the right places.

“Stop staring,” Josh teased, a lopsided smirk forming as he sauntered over. “I know I’m hot, but I didn’t realize I was melting your brain.”

You rolled your eyes dramatically. “You wish.”

He dropped onto the couch next to you, the weight of him shifting the cushions. “Please. You’ve been making heart-eyes at me since we came up here.”

“Because I was debating if I should throw you into the snow.”

He leaned in, voice low and teasing. “Is that code for ‘get on top of me’?”

You scoffed ~ but it died in your throat when his hand brushed your thigh, slow and casual, like he wasn’t even aware of what he was doing. But he knew. Josh always knew.

“You’re not slick,” you muttered, breath catching.

“No,” he said softly, nose brushing your jaw as he leaned closer, “I’m just really, really into you.”

You turned your head about to say something

And that’s when his lips met yours ~ hot, demanding, with zero hesitation. His hands slid under the hoodie, gripping your waist, tugging you effortlessly onto his lap. The denim of his jeans pressed against your sweet spot as you straddled him, heat blooming fast and intense.

His hands roamed, greedy, like he couldn’t get enough of you ~ up your back, down your thighs, pulling you closer, until there was no space left between your bodies. You rocked against him, and he groaned ~ low, throaty ~ that signature Josh sound that told you he was already completely lost in you.

“God, I-” he rasped. “You don’t even know what you do to me.”

“You’re not exactly subtle either,” you whispered back, tugging at his shirt. “Jeans, Josh? Really?”

“I like to suffer,” he smirked, but then you rolled your hips just right and he choked on his own laugh.

You leaned in, nipping at his jaw. “You like being teased?”

“I like you on top of me. Don’t care how.”

Just as things were really escalating ~ his shirt halfway off, your hoodie pushed up and forgotten ~ a door creaked open somewhere behind you.

You froze. Josh didn’t.

“Josh?” came Chris’s voice, confused, too close. “Have you seen- oh my god!”

Chris stood at the entrance to the living room, eyes wide in horror, one hand raised like he might actually be trying to block the image out.

Josh barely spared him a glance, voice calm, smug, almost bored: “Close the door, Chris. Or stay and watch. I charge extra though.”

“DUDE. I—WHAT—NO!” Chris scrambled backwards, nearly tripping over his own feet as he slammed the door shut behind him.

You were mortified. “Josh!”

But he just grinned, absolutely zero shame, as he ran his hands up your thighs again. “What? Let the man suffer.”

You slapped his chest, trying not to laugh. “You’re unbelievable.”

“And you,” he murmured, eyes dropping to your lips again, “are not done with me.”

The moment the door clicked fully shut, he pulled you back into the kiss, deeper, hungrier than before like nothing else in the world mattered.

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I got bored do NOT like ts 💔

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my josh and sam sims had a baby. if anyone gaf

her name is june so josh calls her june-bug :-)

i am cringe but i am free

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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

help i’ve had this account for three years 😭 i always forget this isn’t my original one

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i can confirm i am one of them!

Jess kisses girls when she's drunk, and is totally down for a girl x guy x girl threesome. Eventually she comes tor realize that she is just as attracted to women as she is to men.

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Josh and Mike playfully making fun of Chris calling him a bottom and are utterly shocked when they walk in on mean!Chris choking you out and pulling your hair while pounding into you doggy style

again this is so old im so sorry?? i like have been so dead with writing lmfao BUT HOLY BEJESUS YES!1!!

Chris lowkey taunting them into watching and them lowkey taking the offer up and they end up jerking off while watching you get fucked by Chris- who they thought was a pussy bitch who couldnt get shit... ahehahehc