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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

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24.01.24 Smooch

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positive affirmations for people worried about getting ticks this summer-fall

low - maintenance lovers! they stay right where you left them and never make a peep

you get them, and they get you! seems like a healthy relationship to me ! if you don’t mind a love language of physical touch.

they’re perfectly flexible, if you aren’t about love! they’re a calm platonic partner you can always count on to be with you. they’re a best friend staying over. they’re your biggest fan. they’re your teacher. they’re your student. they’re a perfect stranger. they’re an imperfect caretaker. they’re all of these and more! they’re none of these! they cater to you and your body only.

if it gives you a disease, you just must not be treating that lump inside of you how it deserves to be !

your bark is harder than their bite ever is and you know it

the only painful part is getting rid of them. why do you think that’s the case ?

they’re not afraid of you at all, and yet you’re afraid of them! how is that fair?

they’re happy if you’re happy! you are just one being after all, so it only makes sense!

if they give you lyme disease , just make lymeade !

just get used to them! they’re everywhere! get used to them! they’re everywhere! get used to them! they’re everywhere! get used to them! they’re everywhere!

they love you!

they love you!

they love you!

they love you!

we love you! happy summer!

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i mean fuck i like pain i like grief i like desolation i like sorrow i like to mourn

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✒️𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙍𝙊 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏✒️

My name's Morgan. She/it. I am an adult (not comfortable sharing my exact age). European.

Lover of corporate goth, the gothic in general, Vandal Moon (band), and severance (the show). I probably won't be active on this blog much.

I don't really have a DNI, i'll block you if i feel the need to.

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Source: poeticalphotos

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when you get paid byweekly

weekly: here is your money

me: thank you

weekly: no need to thanks me.

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Franz Kafka, from a letter to Milena Jesenka featured in "Letters to Milena,

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is