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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

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gay freud to a patient who just said his dream wasn't about his mother: ummmm it’s giving Mother

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i know i say cryptic shit to everyone but imagine you’re my psychiatrist and your hebrew name is yakov and then randomly i text this to you

cause that would fuck me up for weeks

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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creating an ultra niche fragrance house to capture the scent of walking into a hot topic

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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when in iop php or inpatient psychiatry it’s important to know drawings of rick sanchez are worth triple their weight in gold

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kendrick lamar: this that grey poupon that evian that ted talk

me (white, proving his point): hey guys remember when this album won a pulitzer

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a photoshopped image is showing our cheez-it cracker hitting the twin towers. it’s inappropriate, violating our copyright, garnering attention, and we’d like this tweet removed from the platform.

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Man, i love looking at classified government documents

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As a Jew I wholeheartedly believe that, folks who are pretending nothing is wrong and Palestinians aren't being murdered every day would have absolutely ignored the Holocaust and let my folks get killed without blinking an eye.

Americans have a lot of heroic fantasies about what they would have done during the Holocaust or chattel slavery, and the answer for a lot of them is absolutely nothing. They would have complained about the people actually doing things for being too disruptive. We Jews did the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, and they would have called this terrorism. They would have also complained about MLK and Malcolm X, the former of which took the economies of entire cities hostage. Modern day disruptions don't hold a candle to historical disruptions.

In a two of more decades, people are going to use excuses like "I didn't know!" or pretend they were supportive all along, making tear jerking films about the Palestinian plight. We need to not let them do this.

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why everyone at the wall street journal needs to have their bullet sprayed bodies hung in public like mussolini

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i slept above a dead body for two nights ahhhh