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ain't nepotism those bastards fthat sucked up spunch bobs hause

finally someone who knows what they're talking about!

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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But babe you love being gaslit

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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I’m so sorry babes anytics and marketing don’t get you like I get you 😢

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i never realized the original guy answering the question in this picture was named Sisyphus. i just imagine that instead of pushing a boulder up a hill every day he is just forced to answer this question over and over

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wut

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

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but yeah , if we're being real i have powers .

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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The Gaang take another vacation at the library

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