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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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dead meme format ik, but this is basically what pops into my head whenever i see a dumb take on their dynamic

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they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex

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benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰

bad parts of having job:

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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*gently shakes you*

you. go draw a mouse. please.

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howdy yall, mousegirlheart here, recording as I always do in mouseville, tennecheese

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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i am as happy as a cheese in a burger

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Liking a girl will have you doing shit like saying good morning to pigeons on your walk

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they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment

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rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

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it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

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Girl suffering mental illnesses and crippling loneliness: “I’m struggling bad but it’s definitely my fault actually, I just need to try harder somehow. I just need to find a way to try harder”

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually