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I don't even know what that means, but I know it's an affront to my dignity.
Jake Kemp
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I don't like showing up on time to volunteer at the nursery. There aren't any children there yet.
Wife
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FedLoan Servicing
Student loans are a drag:
Best make bank or they'll leave you in rags.
Unless your degree's cool,
Or you attended a fine school,
They leave you nothing about which to brag.
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"I’m worried about ‘Penile West Nile’: there I was, standing at the gulley, enjoying an outdoor pee."
Brother in law
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"I want to be in a Jay-Z song. If it was my fart, I would want it to be in a Jay-Z song."
Cousin-in-law (talking about Will Ferrell being sampled in a Jay-Z song)
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"Words With Feiends is my WWF."
Colleague
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I'm not criticizing you, I'm just pointing out things I'm not crazy about.
Wife
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A lot of times I don't actually hear things, or I make them up.
Wife
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I don't drink gin: I drink fucking vodka!
Wife (to videographer at birthday party)
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Sorry: in my heart of hearts I meant to get you Hendricks, but I was drunk when I went to the liquor store last night and got you Bombay Saphire instead. That is gin, right?
Wife (talking to the birthday girl)
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I hurt myself the last time I was at Red Lobster: they had all-you-can-eat shrimp.
Brother-in-law's friend
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I love you: this is totally my kind of flea market. Now let's get a drink!
Wife
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I guess it is true that I'd always rather be drinking than not drinking.
Wife
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I feel like an impaired person.
Wife (stumbling out of Mexican restaurant at 3pm on a Saturday)
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At a festival
Me: Its time for strawberry daquiries?
Wife: I didn't know what else to do.
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