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americans see their government bombing other nations and all they can talk about is me me me oh my god the world war is here what'll happen to me? unfunny jokes about world war genz dark humour with no regard whatsoever for people losing their lives, in constant state of danger because what about me? me? me???

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In Romeo and Juliet, Mercutio called Tybalt "Prince of Cats" because there was a book, popular at the time, with a cat prince named Tybalt in it. He was making a pop culture reference. Therefore, I move, that in a modern Romeo and Juliet retelling, Tybalt should be named Garfield.

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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.

Whaddaye say?

Sloppy Astyle??

(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..

line 1: german pervert

line 2: scottish pervert

line 3: italian pervert

line 4: average frenchman

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writing is so fun

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average mark webber dialogue about oscar is like yeah tucked in my young pup into bed last night nahh i'm just kidding he's really mature for his age and one of the hottest young prospects on the grid right now also we're very very close and i'm loyal to him and i get very... meanwhile average oscar dialogue about mark webber is ummm yeah he's my manager

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Generations of locking the fuck in.

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problematic bed time gap

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Jarnathan on why they need the brick wall in the Council room:

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (in the same adventuring party)

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A man and a woman platonically raising a child together and not falling in love has to be the biggest plotwist in the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie AND my favorite part

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Edgin + being completely normal in his reactions to Xenk

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It got worse

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Wake up, baby, grumpy grandpa Alonso is back!