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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chess dimension ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛

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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog

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ugly toys 🧸

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I really get it now

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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Joli Poli | Barcelona Fashion Week 2025

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daily affirmations

I know why i am like this and i will never do anything about it

Psychologists could never help meee

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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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'The Estey Pipe Organ Co- Mythic piping' by Franklin Booth, 1924

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no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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