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A: I'm naming my next wifi network "because-fi"

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I don’t know the race of my dog because he’s a bastard

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A: If your professor asks you why your math proof is correct, what do you say?

B: inglis no no no

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Roomate A: Our roomate left the stove gas on

The whole apartment smells like natural gas

DO NOT go to sleep or you may never wake up

Roomate B: I love you. Thank you for warning me

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A: The old man is arguing with waitress whether serving egg salad sandwich with cheese is a gastronomical sin.

B: Isn't that like the age-old question of sandwich-making?

A: More like an old-age question to me