h-hi im botanist morty or y-you could call me mortimer. i-im 15 and a half and i grow millions of f-flowers and plants, etc. my dimension is b-428 .feel free t-to message me it gets lonely h-here! [-online-/offline]
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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you: october is halloween month me, an intellectual: october is adhd awareness month
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Send ārough touchā
and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }
Your muse throws a punch at mine.
My muse throws a punch at yours.
Your muse suddenly grips my museās hair.
My muse suddenly grips your museās hair.
Your muse roughly grabs my museās arm.
My muse roughly grabs your museās arm.
Your muse grips my museās hips.
My muse grips your museās hips.
Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my museās neck.
My muse wraps their hands tightly around your museās neck.
Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.
My muse slams yours against a wall hard.
Your muse pushes my muse to their knees.
My muses pushes your to their knees.
Your muse bites mine.
My muse bites yours.
Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my museās mouth to silence them.
My muse clutches their hand tightly around your museās mouth to silence them.
Your muse grabs my museās wrists.
My muse grabs their museās wrists.
Your muse attempts to shove away mine.
My muse attempts to push off yours.
Your muse roughly kisses mine.
My muse roughly kisses yours.
Your muse pins mine onto the ground.
My muse pins yours to the ground.
Your muse delivers beatings to mine.
My muse delivers beatings to yours.
Your muse breaks my museās arm.
My muse breaks your museās arm.
Mun chooses.
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If you are a Rick and Morty Ask and/or Roleplay blog: Please REBLOG this post to help new and potential partners find each other in the fandom!
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here, have a transparent rick and morty judging ur blog
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"huh t-thats weird?" where he was the sun was just starting to set and he was just finishing up in his garden.
Is that star screaming?
@botanistmorty
Morty tried to get his ship under control as it headed towards earth, It was going way to fast for him. As he got closer, his ship got on fire. He screamed as he headed towards land. From far away, he looks like a shooting star.
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!!!!!!!! :0000 i love you!!!!! @healingmorticia you are such a cool person and im great full for having you in my life!!! @sansannoyingtreat they changed their name and im still getting used to that is also such a great person!!!!! ill chamge the url when i get the chance!! also @vapemort is super good and i like them!!!!!! ok they are so great!!! now im lazy and need to pee lol so go tag other people. if you want. sorry i didn't mention any others i still love yall and this account is still growing!!
Aw, oh gosh @literalartist, thank you for tagging me in this post!! <3 (not reblogging the actual post just cuz itās so long)
I tag my bby @137deadlysins who seems to have been deactivated and Iām real devastated but I have him on skype at least :(
I also tag @futagogo,Ā @servicemortys, @rickxmortyforever, @stickyickysmut and oh gosh I donāt know! I canāt think of many cuz thereās too much to love from everyone!!
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how drunk can you get my muse? send meĀ āhave you everās and for every one my muse has done, theyāll take a drink.
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morty shrugged. āwell my rick isnt around.ā he took another hit since mort didnt take the bong. āmy rick i guess is crazy abusive.ā he said as he let the smoke release from his lungs. he set the bong on the table and gave mort a goofy grin. āi guess well im the only family member of the smith family that is actually not a living piece of shit.ā morty stretched and walked over to the cabinets. he pulled out a couple of pots and pans.
āļø(@ botanistmorty sorry it a side blog)
Mort walked through the street, his translucent umbrella over his head and vape in hand as the rain poured down. He liked it when he was inside while it rained, but outside it was humid and miserable and he hated it, but Rick had sent him out to get him some stupid flower that only grows in this dimension. Mort found his way to a shop overflowing with plants and flowers that were more shades then Mort could have even imagined.Ā
āWoahā¦ā Mort whispered, slowly approaching the shop and tripping over something. Mort gasped and stepped back, looking down at the kid that resembled him remarkably.Ā āHey man, Iām so sorry about that.ā
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happy munday ;) wassup yall im back with the living. btw my name is brooke. im a smol little bab. if yall want to rp today just uh dm starters. i dont feel like doing the intense heckin posting today. im still pretty tired.
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Reblog this
And Iāll draw your rick or morty muse!!!!
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Solar Eclipse ā August 21, 2017 Ā© Brad Gregory
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