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there's only one person prepared to take the mantle of Speaker of the House...

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Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear
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You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
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damn it girl, we‘re really in a ‘tja’ kinda situation :/
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If Wallace (Wallace and Gromit) died in his sleep, the contraptions that get him out of bed would still deliver his lifeless corpse into the dining room, likely for Gromit to clean up
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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
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Infantilize your cats, there’s nothing they can do about it lmao, if you don’t wanna be treated like a baby then why baby shaped?
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Are you gonna eat that ---> (nothing left on the plate but crums) (you look backl and im ant)
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hey guys don't watch shakespeare's new play hamlet. it's super heckin' problematic and glorifies killing your family members. the bard knew exactly what he was doing and i hope he can sleep at night knowing he's exposed many impressionable viewers to graphic violence, slutshaming (gross!) and depictions of theatre kids. dni if you think this is ok btw
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The Garfield strip published on 9/11/2001 unintentionally feels like Garfield did 9/11.
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