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a saga of my roommate’s cat whom I appropriated.

It’s Caturday!

Reblog this post with your cutest/best cat pictures!!! 🐱💗🐱💗🐱💗🐱💗🐱💗

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Hey I'm about to sound really dumb but like I see those rainbow bears all the time and I heard they are supposed to be larry but like how did it come to be? Also why are they so important? I'm just lost and want to know more. Anway thanks and have a nice day!!!

there’s a great masterpost here i’m assuming you’re new in which case welcome to hell

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BABY

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Here Are the Jewish People

Western popular concepts of Jews that people here take as the extent of our tribe:

The reality:

Boys from the Jewish population of Yemen, which has been around for 2500 hundred years but has been slowly massacred over the past few generations.

The Lemba of South Africa and Zimbabwe (Zimbabwe in particular has a large and VERY long history with their Jewish Community)

The Abayudaya of Uganda, some of the great Jewish musicians

The Beta Israeli of Ethiopia

Igbo Jews of Nigeria

Cochin Jews of India 

Baghdadi Jews

Kaifeng Jews of China, who go back to the 7th or 8th century. Unfortunately, during the 20th century much of their culture was almost wiped out and the Kaifeng are currently working to rediscover their Jewish heritage and culture.

Jewish Children in Puerto Rico (Jews have been in Puerto Rico since the 15th century, many fleeing from the Inquisition)

The Beit Shalom Choir in Japan

Kosher comes in all colors, from all over the world, and in a variety cultural groups. We’re a small portion of the human population, but we have EVERYONE. We are all members of this tribe.

Because stereotypes are bullshit.

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Hey guys! I know a lot of us are feeling upset with how Liam’s promo is going and so I had an idea! Instead of giving my money to his team, I would rather support Liam in another way and I want your help 💞

For every reblog, I will give one (1) euro to Liam’s charity drive ! His drive is extremely low (less than 60£!) right now and the deadline is only three months away. Please boost this so we can support Liam and his birthday charity drive!

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The Late Late Show - May 18th, 2017

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They literally head nod at the same time wtf

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I'm back....after taking probably a whole year off of this blog, it's gonna be back in action.

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Most Couples: 8+ months (or never)

Harry & Louis: 2 months

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Things That Happened On My First Day At Target

-Sold lingerie to an eighty year old woman

-Got a free salted caramel frappacino from the suspectedly gay barista, Parker

-Sold a bra to the mom of a sixteen year old girl who was cringing the entire time

-Had a very engaging conversation with a three year old boy about colors. We both like blue.

-Served an old woman who I thought had an impressive mustache, but it was just nose hair

-Watched her and two other women with her get trapped between two sets of automatic doors because they did not understand how to open them. How they got through the first set, I still do not know.

-Sold fifteen gallons of kitty litter to a soccer mom who refused to break eye contact

-Got a second free starbucks drink. This one was a pumpkin pie one that wasn’t even on the menu. I like this barista man.

-Gave dozens of children stickers. Several of them squealed when they got them. This is the best part of my job.

-Sold an old man $200 of furniture and got him to sign up for a Target credit card. Before he finished the last step, he turned and walked away with his cart without a word.

-He still hadn’t paid. I called him back and he apologized, saying “sorry, sometimes my diabetes makes me do that.” He didn’t finish getting the card.

-A woman came up with $220 of items. After a wad of coupons and a stack of free gift cards from other promotions, her total went down to $55. I want her to teach me. 

-Saw a girl skipping down the aisle in what can only be described as a pink princess fairy wedding dress. She was filled with happiness and if I hadn’t been on the clock I would have taken her. At the very least, I want that outfit for my own.

-Got approached by a large man named Jason. He told me not to steal. I will take this advice to heart. 

-Met a woman referred to only as The Cat Lady. She asked if I wanted her to buy me a keychain from Ross. I told her I had no keys. She nodded solemnly and walked away, whispering their exact location inside Ross, just in case.

-Got called into the HR Head’s office at the end of my shift. I was expecting to be yelled at for some reason. She and another lead showered me in compliments for ten minutes straight, saying a lot of managers had been saying great things about me all day. Not what I expected, but I’ll take it.

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‘I Study Rainbows’ are back in stock!!!

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If I were to ask you how you feel about Harry Styles—singer of songs, boat of dreams—would you perhaps say, “He is one handsome fella with an incredible smile and eyes”? If you did say that, you would, perhaps surprisingly, have that exactly in common with Tony- and Oscar-winning British-American actor Mark Rylance. Because that’s what Mark Rylance just said about Harry Styles. Plus, he said he’s a good actor and stuff.

In a red-carpet interview with the Evening Standard, the Rylance was asked about Styles’s acting ability, as the two are co-stars in Styles’s first film, the W.W. II action epic, Dunkirk. (Directed by Christopher Nolan, no less.) Rylance answered the reporter’s question about the heartthrob with some real heart of his own, saying that Styles has that certain je ne sais quoi (we are in Dunkirk, after all), a rare star quality that Rylance—very lauded Mark Rylance!—is in awe of:

“He seems remarkable … one of those people—Sean Penn has it, too—a kind of panache. I look at them and think, ‘How did you get that? How do you get so that life is easy?’ But he has got a lovely, lovely character. It’s a gift.”

Whoaaa. Someone has a crush! And can you blame him? It’s Harry freakin’ Styles. Rylance also called Harry “witty”—which, duh. But most important, he said that Harry Styles “is one handsome fella with an incredible smile and eyes.” It’s unclear if Rylance was saying that Harry Styles has an incredible smile, and that he also has eyes, simply pointing out that Harry has eyes in his skull. Or if he was calling Harry’s eyes incredible, too. Either way, he’s not wrong. Harry Styles DOES have eyeballs, and they ARE incredible.

Did you ever think you’d have so much in common with Mark Rylance? Sure, you both like hats, a lot. And you, too, have recited strange poems at the Tony Awards. And of course we all were great in Bridge of Spies. But beyond that? It probably never seemed likely that you and Mark Rylance—despite the fact that you’ve both starred in lavish movie adaptations of The BFG—would share so many similarities in your lives. But there you have it. Mark Rylance is a Harry Styles fan too.

I’d have to imagine that, for Styles, the feeling is mutual. I’m sure he read the Evening Standard quote (which we found on Vogue U.K.’s Web site, running alongside a slide show called “50 Fittest Boys” (which Mark Rylance is sadly not in), and said, “Awww,” and texted Rylance, writing, “Thanks for the kind words, Mr. Rylance.” And then another text message, from “L,” popped up on Harry’s phone, reading, “Agree w everything Mark said, but u knew that. Home soon.” And Harry smiled that incredible smile, and then Tuesday continued on like normal.

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....harry.....is that u...

louis is a liar, he definitely knows his way around balls

ANON!!!