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the tables have turned: my cat is ill and he's not a very good patient

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Rickrolling you via pigeon next summer

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on being yourself

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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Just realised that if people wore lockets of their beloved to war you could just ...steal that from their dead bodies. Like, yoink, your beloved or their image atleast belongs to me now. Hillarious.

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they really shouldnt separate women from men in sports its really stupid but at the same time its really funny that if youre into sports you sometimes have the option to watch a version of it thats literally just women. like that kind of rules if it wasnt for all the reasons that its bad. my new proposal: ban all men from sports

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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

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this election scandal in india is probably the biggest news story related to the country in around a decade and yet it is receiving little to no media attention internationally. that is truly baffling.

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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

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When the character makes selfish decisions fully knowing it's the wrong choice. and then it causes them and everyone else pain and disaster and ruins everything 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to Trey Parker and Matt Stone

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Nothing in the world feels as unjust as the fate of the Disco Elysium developers.

Imagine you build this in-depth fictional setting over the course of decades with your friends, and then decide to turn it into a game for fun. You end up creating one of the most celebrated and well-written RPGs of all time and become celebrated for reviving a dying genre.

A few months later, you're fired from the company you founded for criticizing the new direction its taking. The company has the copyright not only to the game you made, but literally everything in the world of the game, which spans decades of lore you built for no profit with your group of friends.

Like, this is a nightmare that I didn't even know existed before I ran into it. To have, what is essentially a passion project that branched off from a TTRPG campaign, be pulled from your hands by a corporate entity that only yearns to abuse your creation for maximum profit. I couldn't imagine myself going on creating anything after that.

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kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

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We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.

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setting boundaries isn't enough i need the architecture of reality to physically warp to function as a maladaptive defence mechanism that reflects my emotional state

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This bit kinda kills me because what do you MEAN he paid for cereal at a diner??? Does he not have cereal at home??? Is this a special little treat for him???