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i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.
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Spring allergy and lactose intolerance are the Nature telling me I shouldn't leave my bedroom and only eat lemon slushies.
But then I remember that I tripped in said room and hit my face, and I decide I shouldn't even leave my bed.
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."
Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?
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No matter what, every year this house turns into the biggest representation of the "Eldest Daughter Syndrome".
I'm the Eldest Daughter. Also, the Eldest Sibling.
I want to step down.
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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻
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Well, I just remembered my last dream, and now I hope I can dream the sequel tonight.
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WEIRD DREAMS
Last night, I dreamed I had to hold a baby for a moment, and for some uknown reason I started to sing them "The Hanging Tree" as a lullaby.
Thankfully, no one around us heard me.
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I need to draw a simple blue jay and nightingale (or mockingbird, according to some regions – Luscinia megarhynchos) for a book-themed bag, but I'm definitely not a sketcher, nor an illustrator.
Dammit.
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These last few episodes have been absolutely frustrating.
what it feels like losing another mutual to that 911 show where those guys havent even fucked yet
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[Talking to my father about society, History and feminism]
Me: Did you know there're still people, specially men, who think that women pee through the birth canal?
Him: ...Are you f****** kidding me???
Me: Also, a lot of those tell women to "hold the period in until you're in the bathroom".
Him: What the actual f***??!!
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Him: Women are way smarter than men. Men are like monkeys - always waving sticks and being stupid. We have the mental capacity of an Atari 2600, while women are like Windows 27.
Me: 😂
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