Last 2 braincells are busy thinking about @svengalitime and what shade of blue to use for our living room. I had a 3rd one that died of exhaustion composing this.
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Boy and his doggies having fun! 😄 Follow me for more happy dogs!
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one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of
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Tofu made buddies with the window washer! 😊 Follow me for more friendly dogs!
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You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts
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The purest form of love is consideration. When someone thinks about how things would make you feel. Pays attention to detail. Holds you in regard when making decisions that could affect you. In any bond, how much they care about you can be found in how much they consider you
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i implore you all to watch this video that my mom took and sent me
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going to the grocery store is like ohh ok guess everything is 500 thousand million dollars now and i should just die
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i am very good at wildlife photography
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