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Laz: Impressive.

Quenyn: It was an imprecise strike. You’re just saying that to make me feel better.

Laz: When have I ever said anything just to make someone feel better?

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Quenyn, picking a lock: Quick! Give me something blunt!

Fivel: You’re hiding from yourself and it isn’t healthy.

Verdelia: Your paranoia about that dagger is stopping you from making smart decisions about how to handle it.

Sky: You suck at Chorse.

Quenyn: … I meant an object.

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Watson: what’s the MLA convention for citing something revealed to me in a horrible vision?

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Renaissance Man: I made you all playlists.

Renaissance Man: Watson, yours has sad songs and distorted rock to pair with your strained and damaged mind.

Renaissance Man: Ivari, yours has contemplative acoustics and instrumentals for your lingering sense of emptiness.

Renaissance Man: Blaine, yours is the ABBA Gold album.

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Blaine: it’s Ratatouille!

Renaissance Man: His name is Remy, idiot.

Ivari:

Ivari: why is there a fucking mouse in the kitchen

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Renaissance Man: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are

Renaissance Man: …

Renaissance Man: actually, it’s going to bother me all day me if I don’t

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Ivari: Have you had any feelings of anxiety or depression?

Watson: haha, don’t we all?

Ivari: no.

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Blaine: hdjfjfjf

Ivari: what’s that?

Renaissance Man: It’s called a keysmash. It means he’s laughing.

Ivari: how do I do one?

Watson: just press any key.

Ivari: 7

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Sky: I got banned from Verdelia’s watch shift for a couple of days because I’m a ‘liability’ and ‘reckless’ and ‘Sky’

Sky: the last one is just my name, but you should’ve heard the way she said it.

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Blaine: we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

Watson: actually, the correct phrase is cross that bridge.

Ivari: knowing this group? Blaine is right.

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Ivari: Watson, keep an eye on Renaissance Man today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Watson: Sure, I'd love to see Renaissance Man getting punched.

Ivari: Try again.

Watson, sighing: I will try to stop Renaissance Man from getting punched.

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Watson, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Renaissance Man, covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead.

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Watson: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him? Ivari: You did WHAT— Blaine: William Snakespeare.

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Sky: five second rule!

*the partEE all tackles Sky to the ground as he attempts to slurp vodka straight out of the carpet*

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Quenyn: I'm fairly sure you're trying to frighten me. I'm not sure why, but may I suggest a spider wearing a suit?

Merrick: Why a suit? Why not just a spider?

Quenyn: Where did he get a suit? How did he fasten the buttons? Why does he feel the need to dress for the occasion?

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Merrick: I trained this chicken to talk.

Verdelia: Let’s see.

Merrick: What’s a male deer?

Chicken: Buck.

Merrick: How much is 200 pennies?

Chicken: Buck buck.

Verdelia: This is stupid.

Merrick: It gets better.

Chicken: It gets way better, Zarymmae

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Merrick: PITCH: “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” but the contestants are billionaires so it’s more of a threat.