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HEY YO MY FRIENDS CATCH CH’BOY ON TWITTER

i’m @aggressivelybi on there and have been more active there than here lately anyway, but with Tumblr upping censorship I can sense the self-righteous pearl-clutching half of this site swelling with a sense of victory and I don’t wanna hear the discourse.

I don’t even go here for porn but I don’t wanna watch this newly started trashfire, so hmu elsewhere until idk i guess pillowfort is finished?

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if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win

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You asked for Kravitz

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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*Pippin Took voice* I have never voluntarily got up before 10 o’clock and I don’t intend to start now

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I just saw a post on ”why Christians should celebrate Chanukah” AND I WANNA SCREAM

Can’t THEY LEAVE ANYTHING ALONE????

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tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

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i complemented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m’lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna complement or trust anyone again

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listen i know a lot of you think that judaism is just like….christianity but with some cool more ~ethnique~ holidays or whatever but if you’re approaching your interpretation of judaism within any sort of framework related to xtianity you’re doing it entirely wrong

“the torah says [x]” doesn’t mean “the torah says this and so this is what everyone does bc that’s the torah”

“the torah says [x]” means “for the next several thousand years people are going to argue about what exactly this means, what the loopholes are, how many different ways this can be interpreted, whether we should even follow it, and hey maybe gd isn’t even real so maybe the question is how this impacts us and our society, what are the implications, etc”

judaism is not “the torah says sodomy is an abhorrence therefore the entire religion is intrinsically homophobic and gd hates gays and is gonna send us to hell for being gay” because that is not how judaism works AT ALL

if you’re a prospective convert, if you’re someone who’s interested in theology, if you’re someone who thinks you know enough about judaism to talk about it on the internet, it is ESSENTIAL to understand these things.

judaism is not, and has never been, xtianity. not just because of our holidays. not just because we don’t believe that jesus is the messiah. but because we have a fundamentally different philosophy about gd, the torah, and how we should live our lives.

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Yeah im trans

T -tired

R- really tired

A - always tired

N - need a snooze

S- sleeps

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Sharpay Evans was a lesbian

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Pokémon GO PVP & Battle Leagues

With Player vs Player announced for Pokemon GO we are introduced to a new feature

The Pokémon GO Trainer Battle Leagues: Great, Ultra, and Master

The leagues will restrict the Pokémon the player is allowed to use by the Pokémon CP

Here’s a breakdown of each Battle League’s requirements:

🏆 Great League: 1,500 CP limit per Pokémon

🏆 Ultra League: 2,500 CP limit per Pokémon

🏆 Master League: No CP limit per Pokémon

Only 3 Pokémon can be selected in the Player vs Player Battles in Pokémon GO

When battling in the Great and Ultra Leagues, where there are specific CP limitations

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From Jonathan Van Ness’ Instagram

Remember today when you see 100+ articles about how ‘civil’ and ‘noble’ H.W. Bush was that today is World AIDS Day. That 100,000 people, many LGBT+ individuals, especially gay men, died under his and Reagan’s watch. That he banned HIV+ people from entering the US, reduced research funding, and prevented educators from speaking about safe sex in favor of abstinence only education.

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I mean, technically the canon comes from Tolkien and Tolkien (rip) is dead, so you can say whatever you want! How’s he gonna stop you? He can’t-he’s a ghost.

I know amazon won’t make legolas canonically gay but also…if they don’t make legolas canonically gay