He/him, Canadian, 27, programmer and book store employee. Aspiring cat dad
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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
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It’s always great when an entire team goes missing, leaving one player to play by themselves. Kelvin Drumsolo on day 69 of season 19:

See also: London Simmons and pitching machine, among others
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I really love the redacted text in this one. From the blaseaball wiki page for Niq Nyong’o:

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Ortiz Morse, the best pitcher in the league (in terms of walking a lot of players):

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See I like Sans but not in the funny meme sexyman way I like him in the way that he promised Toriel to protect a child that was going to be served as a sacrifice from the start because he couldn't find himself to say no to her genuine laughter and sense of humor at every dumb joke they told each other, how he cracked jokes and pranks to make this child feel comfortable while warning them to be careful and reminding them that people loved them and having a gentle heart doesn't make you weak like to this day I still think about "Take care of yourself, kid. Cause someone out there really loves you." and "You didn't gain LOVE, but you gained love." Sans is our friend actually
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I don’t know what days are.
Here’s PolkaDot Zavala:

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Here’s Boyfriend Monreal:

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Oops, missed a few days. Here’s Greer Lott:

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Gloria Bugsnax from the Blaseball wiki:

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From the Blaseball wiki entry for York Silk:


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From the Blaseball wiki entry for Pitching Machine:

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I miss Blaseball. I’m gonna post random excerpts from the Blaseball wiki once a day until it comes back. They’re just too good to not shout into the void at people.
Here’s Peanut Bong:

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new reblog game. reblog to make jeff bezos die
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TICKER’S BACK??????
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