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This explains a lot about my lack of asking for help when I clearly need it
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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When an injured character is too weak and exhausted to even scream so their pained noises come out as little mewls and whimpers and whines; in too much agony to hold them back but scarce able to communicate it except though these animalistic wounded sounds; so lost in a haze of injury and pain the specific noises are inarticulate and involuntary.
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sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)
(transcript under the cut)
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I love good omens fandom posts atm because 50% of posts are like “Oh you thought you were finally over the ending? WELL THINK ABOUT THIS-“, 40% are just gif of the kiss with a caption like “They both loved each other so much they forgot to ask how the other wanted to be loved” or something like that and the other 10% is just Bildad the Shuhite
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they should give autistic little girls machine guns
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I just overheard a guy at ihop say “how long would it take the world to realize that hiccups just disappeared forever” and honestly it’s fucking me up
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maggie being bad at spelling is just further evidence that she represents crowley when comparing the ineffable husbands to nina and maggie
#demons are bad spellers#I don’t think it goes deeper than that#aziraphale#good omens#crowley#this has probably been pointed out before#does that mean I’m a demon?#the parallels between nina and aziraphale give me such hope
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🤠 🤝 🕵️♂️ Aziraphale & Stede slaying their rp dreams
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Workshop of Rubens, Anne d’Autriche, reine de France (detail)
c. 1625
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BONUS:
GOOD OMENS | 2.02 THE CLUE
If you’re going to invoke fiction, you might as well do it properly.
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oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE
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