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can ppl stop using “but they’re brilliant business people who are really good at marketing” as a defence for the jenners lmao… like u could say the same for donald trump’s presidential campaign

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ho ho ho where did my motivation go

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"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"

- my english professor

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i think about that white lady who replaced her eye lashes with fly legs from time to time and i get upset

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Pokémon! It's you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY

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do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

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when you go out for dinner and the food comes but you already got full on the free bread

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“What would you do if you got cheated on?”

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imagine having masculinity so fragile, that you complain about other men playing a video game 

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idc (I do care)

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