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Mike: Tell me about the Losers’ club. 

Bill: [Gestures to Stan with his bird book]. Stan, he doesn’t really like things that go against logic. So he does a lot of bird watching. Pretty much worthless in shenanigans. 

Mike: Copy that. 

Bill: Now the others. Bev Marsh: tough, smart, hard to read, and scary as hell. 

[Flashback to Christmas time]

Bev: Tell me who has me for secret Santa. 

Ben: No! That takes all the fun out of it. 

[Bev stares daggers at Ben].

Ben: It’s Stan. He got you a scarf. It’s blue and ugly. I’ll make him return it. 

Bill: Ben Hanscom: He’s a grinder. He works harder than anyone else. He’s not physically…gifted. 

[Flashback: Ben unwraps a muffin, then drops it on the ground].

Ben: Awww man! My muffin!

[Goes to pick up the muffin but smacks his head on the desk.]

Ben: Ow! My head! My muffin and my head!

Bill: Eddie Kaspbrak: his mom tells everyone he’s always sick. Gets underestimated because of it, so he’s always trying to prove he’s tough.

[Flashback to Eddie putting hot sauce on his sandwich. He sees Stan watching]. 

Eddie: You think I can’t handle this much hot sauce? I can handle way more than this. [Eddie pours hot sauce onto sandwich and takes a bite]. 

Eddie: [in agony]. In…your…face.

Stan: I didn’t say anything. 

Mike: Tell me about Richie. 

Bill: Richie is our trashmouth. He likes making jokes and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved…is how to grow up. 

Mike: That’s very well put. 

Bill: I’ve talked a lot about Richie in my weekly therapy sessions. 

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how about that soulmate tattoo au but instead of first words it’s actually last words and richie just stares at his arm trying to figure out what “you know I hate when you call me that” could mean but then he hears eddie say that to him one day and his world stops

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Person A: If karma won't fuck you, I will.

Person B: Is this a pickup line or a threat?

Person A: Both.

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some people are actually just a part of one(1) fandom ?!?!?

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tumblr: these 7 people liked your post

me: cool, which post?

tumblr: these 7 people right here

me: okay i just want to see which post they liked

tumblr: it was the textpost :)

me: which. textpost.

tumblr: and these 7 people liked it :)

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that’s the best thing i’ve ever seen.

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Chosen Jacobs for La Palme Magazine!

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I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

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Psst... Writers....Yeah you...

This is me cheerleading whatever project you are working on. You can do it. I believe in you! YOU GOT THIS.

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Why do people think because Steve’s name is Captain America that he automatically loves America? Because he doesn’t like at all. Steve Rogers does not represent America, he represents what America should be.

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I’m into some weird shit ya know

Like basic human decency, empathy, clear and honest communication, and basic hygiene

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i hate this fandom

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Who is ready to see Eddie and Stan being alive?

Me actually: *cries hard into the pillow*

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y’all……. Mike Hanlon? he’s just as emotionally complex as the rest of the characters!! stop making him out to be a happy all the time like a one man support group!! he’s great and lovely and kind yes but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t feel other things!! heck that boy is just as emotional as ALL of them, probably even more in some cases!!! don’t make him one sided I beg!!!!!