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Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this

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Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

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Cheetah cubs feasting on an impala Taken in Maasai Mara, Kenya Photographed by Madhur Nangia

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I hired those crumbs to go in your bed

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while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby

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*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

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stardew valley will have you like “omg it’s already 11:30 I should start wrapping it up so I can go to sleep and wake up rested tomorrow” (it’s 2:36am irl)

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99% of posters quit before they find the perfect wording no one can misunderstand

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[ My ass tried to paint a glass object… never again [probably a lie I’ll probably do it again] ]

Original Image under the cut

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Worlds apart 🌠

Tumblr newbie here, thank you for looking :>

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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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Chat gpt you will never be her

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technology should've frozen when i was 13. fuck an iphone. fuck bitcoin. make more game boy advance games

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it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun