arthur, he/him. bowser apologist. let's get back to the gabagool (banner image is from Mario Adventures comic)
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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working
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I love the ending to the Truman show like "we don't see what happens after he goes through the door because it's none of our business" like yes yes YESSS I love you Truman show
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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
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terrible creature
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One of my best random high school choir memories, we were doing this song, and the music teacher was having us hold the note on this one word of one lyric of the song.
The lyric was “cock’s gonna call in the morning.” So he has thirty high schoolers angelically singing “COOOOOOOOCK” and then had the nerve to get mad as us when everyone started giggling and couldn’t hold the note like what did you EXPECT
#arthoughts#there is no more toxic relationship than the one between a high school choir and their teacher
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theres a whole episode with jon favreau playing himself
sorry i'm turning into one of those guys but the sopranos actually is the best tv show of all time and if you havent seen it yet you should watch it
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sorry i'm turning into one of those guys but the sopranos actually is the best tv show of all time and if you havent seen it yet you should watch it
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i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”
bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.
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another hot humid day in newwww england
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A comprehensive showcase of all of Bowser’s crying sprites.
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trying to draw young/humanoid blumiere and hes looking like blue grinch
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i met way stranger and more interesting people when i worked at the weed store tbh. and i got to see tons of horrible tattoos, i miss that
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e gadd a decade or two ago
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