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Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?
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Im at the point in my life where I just post tiktoks I get recommended
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I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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imagine what it must be like to do scholarship on the odyssey when your name is odysseus. big brain move like who is going to disagree w odysseus’ takes on the odyssey. nobody
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honestly this screenshot just says everything
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Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do
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btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion

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Imposter Syndrome
something I've been working on overcoming lately...... maybe others can relate
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guy who is about to set in motion a sequence of events that will end your bloodline and bring untold ruin to the lives of a thousand innocents: hey man check out this cool kickflip i learned how to do
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