he/it, 18-20 name says it all.sorry if I reblogged something from 2019 youre embarrassed about, I saw it on Pinterest and wanted it on my blog
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they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him
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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live
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8 yr old logic tripping & scraping his knee & 8 yr old anxiety trotting along 2 give him a bandaid & "kiss his booboo better" is thsi anything am i insane
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Janus: you want to learn how to lie...?
Logan: yes, I think it will be useful in certain situations.
Janus:
Janus: we have to make out. Thats the only way.
Logan: thats the only way?—
Janus: That's The Only Way.
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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:
(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)
interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and
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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)
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every day british actors wake up and think to themselves fuckkkkk i HAVE to help the incredibly bigoted woman make more money so she can funnel it into killing trans people i have to do it bro if i don't do it i will die
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Sneak peek of a lil something I'm working on heh...
[This new interest got me editing for the first time ever this is not normal]
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This person wrote a manifesto I ain’t reading all that but this is literally the type of behavior im talking about the idea hobbies all cost money is so removed from reality if you have the time to pick up your phone and write 7 paragraphs on how im victimizing you with my offhanded post you have the time to watch a movie on YouTube with your very same phone instead come on now. How is you freaking out on the internet helping any of these issues
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sending subliminal messages to thomas sanders so he makes another video thats just the sides going over hypotheticals
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if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it
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i have spamton on my tomodachi life island and every girl he's asked out has rejected him or not even shown up. which leads to this which i find infinitely funny

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