box-off
box-off
Just a Box
31K posts
He/Him | Rus/Esp/Eng | I can talk about tf2 and Postal all day and night. And I do. That's a threat.
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
box-off · 2 hours ago
Text
Source
"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"
"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"
32K notes · View notes
box-off · 5 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
Updated my Miss Pauling bot design a little..
560 notes · View notes
box-off · 5 hours ago
Note
pls post the femscout bot here I wanna reblog it a million times
here he is, take him
Tumblr media
hey everyone else, someone requested this on reddit and i thought it was funny. only name i got for him is Scoutfembot, pls think of a better one
Tumblr media
171 notes · View notes
box-off · 5 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
105 notes · View notes
box-off · 5 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
Their love is so real tho
140 notes · View notes
box-off · 6 hours ago
Text
we as a society do not explore proxy sex enough………….
9K notes · View notes
box-off · 6 hours ago
Text
Happy birthday to me :)
I finally managed to snag a Gordon Freeman off of eBay and can finally complete the orange box trio :D
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I love all the sculpted details on the Freeman figure, scratches and little minute deets...the carbon fiber looking undersuit, his handz, the folds... teehee. The figure came with some alternate hands, the gravity gun, a spore pod, and a headcrab! ..that doesn't fit on his head lol. I was just really charmed by the crowbar though so no pics with the other stuff :p
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
...I have them all
While Heavy would've been more true to the box, Engineer will have to do (if you'll have him). Look at them. They're having fun. Ladidadidaaa
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
All the guys on my shelf:
Tumblr media
Also some bonus Chell pics because I finally bought batteries for her portal gun:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Overall, I do think Gordon Freeman is likely the best manufactured of the three. He's got nice details, he's well painted, and he's pretty damn well articulated. Also I just like how... thick he is. He's pleasantly shaped. I like holding him. He's also the most expensive (who'd guess). A HL1 Gordon I would give my kidney for but its fiineeeee.
I think Chell comes in second, honestly. I love her sculpted details, especially on her jumpsuit, and the portal gun is a fantastic prop with its little LED. Some of her joints are awkward, but her mobility isn't bad. Honestly her worst feature is her unfocused eyes, which can be fixed by only looking at her at certain angles. She's also the only one with a base (because she has a lot of trouble standing on her own).
Unfortunately that puts Engineer in last. I'd argue that getting the class card and special item with the figure is pretty sweet. The sculpting on its own is also really unique, and extremely faithful to the game's art style. Also I'm really biased because I love Engineer. Unfortunatelyyy, the mobility is pretty poor - the joints are really stiff - and sometimes the ball joints just fail (my engineer has a loose foot). Some figures get more stuff than others, and I think just generally the figures are all kind of silly looking with variable paint jobs. But it's worth it to have funny tf2 man on the shelf.
They all look great on my shelf and really that's what matters.
34 notes · View notes
box-off · 6 hours ago
Text
nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
42K notes · View notes
box-off · 6 hours ago
Text
Never give me spore again or I'll make this kind of shit once more
19 notes · View notes
box-off · 6 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
hey, i think i might've found a possible lead regarding the source of the picture used in some of postal 1's promotional material?
for context, i found the image on the left by total chance the other day through a reverse image search. upon looking up the image ID on gettyimages, i was able to find the original here.
at first, i assumed it was a cosplay photo of sorts that had somehow managed to end up on a stock images site, but upon closer inspection, that doesn't seem to be the case. the angle is slightly different, but if you compare certain details to the one on the right (such as the stuff on the floor and the texture of the walls), they're practically identical. as such, i believe these two pictures may come from the same photoshoot.
however, that's pretty much the extent of what i know. unfortunately, it doesn't look like there's a way to contact the poster of this image for more information, and i doubt RWS would be of much help either, as i recall mike j stating in a reddit thread that the picture was owned by ripcord games (which has been defunct for well over a decade by now), not them.
i just wanted to share this cause i thought it was an interesting find. that being said, if anyone has any idea where to find out more about origin of these two photos, then please feel free to share!
296 notes · View notes
box-off · 18 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
8K notes · View notes
box-off · 18 hours ago
Text
120K notes · View notes
box-off · 18 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), father with chick, family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern QLD, Australia
Photograph by Robert Tidey
6K notes · View notes
box-off · 21 hours ago
Text
HOW HUNGRY'
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
160 notes · View notes
box-off · 23 hours ago
Text
When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written
Tumblr media
123K notes · View notes
box-off · 23 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
spy tells her to ‘sit like a lady’ atleast 3 times a day
818 notes · View notes
box-off · 23 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
kris and susie taking turns playing team fortress 2 on the computer
7K notes · View notes