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really underrated wigan kebab line: "so it's called a babby's yed because it looks like a baby's head? If you... if you crack it open?" "Yeah but uh... but don't do it! ☝️"

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just encountered the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults. one of my classmates named her son octavius maximus. girl we are naming future adults not future roman emperors

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i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him

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i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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My favorite thing about the gilded age is when Cynthia Nixon was like “hey my friend is kind of unemployed can he come play with us?” and then Robert Sean Leonard showed up did to the Boston accent what Michael Sheen did to the mid-century midwestern accent and went “cough cough I’m Robert Sean Leonard. I’m your love interest and I’m gonna have to die it’s what I do best” and then he died

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No more foucault. No more nietzsche.

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Christian Dior ‘Flamant Rose’ gown S/S 1948.

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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

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There are two ways to Wigan, by land or by sea. Those who approach Wigan by land will see it's chippies as the trunks of tall ships, it's gravy as citrusy tartar spiced with treasured herbs of far off lands. Those who approach Wigan by sea will view it's chippies as soaring concrete car parks, iron locomotive bridges, and comley promenades, it's gravy will be that of inland country fare, of rustic mushroom, aliuns, apples, and all the tastes of home.

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#naughty&playful

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it/its pronouns are the coolest thing ever btw and you should give anybody who uses them $1,700 immediately

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“Girl in Bathtub ” (1949) Saul Steinberg

He described himself as “a writer who draws”.