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ARTFIGHT JUST AROUND THE CORNER! my team card for the people in the back

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when i was first taking meds i was afraid id get really dependent on them but whenever i took them it literally just felt like this

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sometimes i think about how white kermit has gotten

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SAVE ME ARTFIGHT…ARTFIGHT…ARTFIGHT SAVE ME…

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bugs are so selfish you expose a square inch of skin for literally a second and they go “ooh a free meal has appeared just before my very eyes it must be my lucky day” like dude can you Please just mind your own business

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gettin comfy

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🎓

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i just realized i think my bio has been super market thrift store for like 5 years now. to change or to not change it. hm

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Me describing my attachment to Shulk: he’s got catastrophic levels of Autistic White Boy energy going on. he’s an extremely skilled mechanical engineer at 18 years old. he’s liable to snap in half if he gets any aggro in battles. he’s been on life support for 14 years and has no idea. he talks like a goddamn villain from time to time. he’s running around for 10.5 hours of jrpg plot in a turtleneck sweater and cargo shorts. he hates vegetables. he gets bodied every other cutscene and it’s never enough to make him reconsider blindly flinging himself at people the second he gets pissed off. he has a massive laser sword that doubles as his cursed amulet. he’s Monad From Gnosticism’s favorite little skrunkly creature. his voice acting is the most scrumptious performance I think I’ve ever heard. he’s haunted me for almost 10 years. he recreates the universe via Big Bang 2.0. he’s terrified of caterpillars. every day I wake up

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the chokehold minecraft has on me right now is dire

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I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me

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the quality of my life would be greatly improved if goosefeathers curse was a super edition cuz it did not deserve to be just a novella

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Toothless

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ive gotta go outside. ive gotta. but its 2am and i dont really want to get potentially eaten by bugs. or die.

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i miss them

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trying to resist fainting every time i stand up ever so slightly fast