you jerk off to pornography. i jerk off to abstract ideals of money and power. we are not the same.
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*
Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.
Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.
We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.
Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.
"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?
Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?
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Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*
the Twitch chat in my brain :
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“gay son or thot daughter” GAY SON. YK WHY?? CUZ I GOTTA KNOW IF MY OUTFITS LOOK GOOD. NEED THAT MF TO GIVE A SECOND OPINION.
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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