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What

What do you mean there’s a cut scene of Noctis being imprisoned in Angelguard by Bahamut!!

What do you mean Bahamut literally imprisons him until Noctis accepts his fate to give up his life!!!

What do you mean this was cut

I’m gonna scream!!!

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My favorite disaster game is FFXV which is probably all you need to ever know about me.

It actually approaches disasterpiece levels. What if we had a boyband road trip, but it’s actually a royal convoy, but it also makes zero sense as a royal convoy cuz the convoy is an idiot boyband. What if you spend the entire game rolling around a dying world with these idiots, and you get really attached to them in spite of yourself because you spend all your time fishing and camping like normal people. What if the game was just an ad for Coleman. What if you stay up all night fishing while the demons swarm you while your Coleman camping gear is safely enshrined in holy light. What if there’s a resort that’s also the only port in a bajillion miles, and that’s apparently normal and also it’s always busy but nobody uses it. What if the villain isn’t a villain at all but just the broken half of your savior narrative because the villains are the gods actually and you’re going to act out their fucked up sacrificial narrative no matter what. What if there’s a train to nowhere and everything is demons. What if the heroine is the most important character and we don’t even make her a character. What if we don’t even put the story in the base game at all.

Oh and the combat is a frustrating mix between hold-button simulator and a genuinely innovative and fun teleportation magic system. Good luck.

I love this stupid game.

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ready-made-to-order

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Final Fantasy XV | ▶ dev. Square Enix

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his ass is NOT waking up for any alarm not even portents of a coming age

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ffxv + incorrect quotes 22/?

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#XVtober Day 7: Camp ⛺🌧

“Camping sucks when it rains…”

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Somnus

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Final Fantasy XV is like, the Dark Souls of FF lore. And it's not even intentional, which is bullshit. I have to piece together scrap bits here and there from different periods of production, figure out if that official manga contradicts what was laid out in the game, consult the scriptures of the canceled DLC-Turned-Novel, backtrack through game patches to see what item descriptions changed, consult different localizations, consult the goddamn pocket version...

Did you know that the Starscourge, the main driving force of the plot of XV, being a disease that can turn humans into daemons, the thing that Noctis has to sacrifice his life to get rid of because even the gods can't do it, is only revealed to have come from the meteor that Titan caught (and thus be from beyond the stars) in the German localization?

i hate it here

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The Great Azure Serpent and the Woman Clothed with the Moon (Mixed media on watercolour paper, 2024)

Painted for the ever-patient Apollo as part of the 2023 FF Art Auction. It took me a long time to get things looking right, but I'm so happy with the result! (And thanks to Ammy for the n!ghtshading!)

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You have learned the beginning; Go from mine to the other.

Be together; eat, dance, despair, Sleep, be threatened, endure. You will know the way of that.

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asking noctis if hes doing fine throughout ff15

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I forgot to post this here before 2023 ended 😓

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Ffxv friends

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When the night has come…and the land is dark…

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What an unusual dungeon but we did it boys