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Man walks woman on dog leash through Staten Island Mall (NY Daily News)

She heeled by the high heels.

A woman in a spiked collar surprised shoppers at the Staten Island Mall when she dropped to all fours and played puppy at the end of a man’s dog leash.

The pinked-haired pooch imposter was photographed on Saturday as she calmly crouched in the shopping center, sitting up to beg as her male companion leaned casually against a rail.

Pictures of the doggie duo were an instant hit on social media. “Welcome to the Staten Island Mall!” wrote Instagram user victorkingnyc.

The public stunt was a new development, but store clerks told the Daily News they two were regulars. “They’re here all the time,” a Zumiez clothing store employee said. “They’re normal people.” A worker at Hot Topic recognized the woman as a repeat customer. “This is the only time I’ve seen the girl with a leash on like that,” clerk Kelsey told the News. “She shops here about once a month. She’s a nice customer.” The canine couple were photographed talking to mall security in one shot, and video shows the woman outside, dunking her head in a fountain.

A spokesman for General Growth Companies which runs the mall didn’t respond to requests for comment. by balleralert

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Catholicism on paper seems like the perfect goth religion! Jesus the undead kween of drama and subterfuge! Them little round flesh crackers?? the blood drinking and chanting in dusty ass cathedrals at midnight?? The organ player?? Lady Gaga’s Judas??? Too bad about them people tho! 

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Kitty Gordon was an English stage and silent film actress. Kitty was active between the years 1916-1919.

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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher