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“Always a pleasure.”

Hermes smiled, waving a hand with a mischievous smile and disappearing from the hallway.

Hermes picks up a letter, strangely enough it's addressed to him, with a little heart next to his name.

Inside were two......tasteful pictures of Elodie, one masculine, one feminine, with a note attached.

'You said to be less formal, am I headed in the right direction? ;P' the note reads.

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Hermes chuckles, looking the pictures over. He summons another paper, then pens out a response and sticks it in an envelope.

Despite his busy schedule, he makes the time to stop by Elodie’s house, cleverly disguised as a local mail worker when he knocks on the door.

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Inside was a sheet of paper penned in his handwriting, which read simply “no thank you, sweetness”, and wrapped up carefully in the paper were all of the nudes.

Hermes watched with his arms crossed, one eyebrow raised.

Hermes picks up a letter, strangely enough it's addressed to him, with a little heart next to his name.

Inside were two......tasteful pictures of Elodie, one masculine, one feminine, with a note attached.

'You said to be less formal, am I headed in the right direction? ;P' the note reads.

( @bigender-parentdoer )

Hermes chuckles, looking the pictures over. He summons another paper, then pens out a response and sticks it in an envelope.

Despite his busy schedule, he makes the time to stop by Elodie’s house, cleverly disguised as a local mail worker when he knocks on the door.

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Hermes grinned, leaning against the doorframe and holding out the letter.

“Morning. I’ve got some return mail for you, special delivery.”

Hermes picks up a letter, strangely enough it's addressed to him, with a little heart next to his name.

Inside were two......tasteful pictures of Elodie, one masculine, one feminine, with a note attached.

'You said to be less formal, am I headed in the right direction? ;P' the note reads.

( @bigender-parentdoer )

Hermes chuckles, looking the pictures over. He summons another paper, then pens out a response and sticks it in an envelope.

Despite his busy schedule, he makes the time to stop by Elodie’s house, cleverly disguised as a local mail worker when he knocks on the door.

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Hermes picks up a letter, strangely enough it's addressed to him, with a little heart next to his name.

Inside were two......tasteful pictures of Elodie, one masculine, one feminine, with a note attached.

'You said to be less formal, am I headed in the right direction? ;P' the note reads.

( @bigender-parentdoer )

Hermes chuckles, looking the pictures over. He summons another paper, then pens out a response and sticks it in an envelope.

Despite his busy schedule, he makes the time to stop by Elodie’s house, cleverly disguised as a local mail worker when he knocks on the door.

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The next time he encountered Elodie was on a beach, and this time, Hermes approached him.

“You know, I’m one hell of a gambler, but I’d say there weren’t any odds to bet on here. How exactly did you know I’d be coming?”

"Well hello sailor~" A singsong voice sounds from behind Hermes.

"Been looking for you."

The voice carries a certain distance, shimmering between octaves, as if it couldn't decide what range to settle in.

"You are.....just as ethereal as they say." The voice purrs.

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Hermes turns, grinning wide as he looks over the new figure.

“Hey hey, careful. Talking like that is dangerous. What have you been looking for me for?”

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He laughed, standing and stretching.

“Oh, you’re charming, definitely… goodbye Elodie.”

Instead of walking out, Hermes disappeared in a wink, there one second, gone the next.

"Well hello sailor~" A singsong voice sounds from behind Hermes.

"Been looking for you."

The voice carries a certain distance, shimmering between octaves, as if it couldn't decide what range to settle in.

"You are.....just as ethereal as they say." The voice purrs.

( @bigender-parentdoer )

Hermes turns, grinning wide as he looks over the new figure.

“Hey hey, careful. Talking like that is dangerous. What have you been looking for me for?”

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“Do you really think you can catch me?”

The phone in Hermes’ pocket started ringing suddenly, and he whipped it out, holding it to his ear.

“Hiya, Hermes speaking… uh… uh huh… yeah sure. Ten minutes.”

He snapped the phone shut, standing from his seat.

“Well, I’ve gotta run. If you’re serious, you can try and chase me.”

"Well hello sailor~" A singsong voice sounds from behind Hermes.

"Been looking for you."

The voice carries a certain distance, shimmering between octaves, as if it couldn't decide what range to settle in.

"You are.....just as ethereal as they say." The voice purrs.

( @bigender-parentdoer )

Hermes turns, grinning wide as he looks over the new figure.

“Hey hey, careful. Talking like that is dangerous. What have you been looking for me for?”

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“Aaah, if you know who I am, you know that me playing is more trouble than it’s worth. Unless you’re REALLY something special… I could get in a lot of trouble.”

"Well hello sailor~" A singsong voice sounds from behind Hermes.

"Been looking for you."

The voice carries a certain distance, shimmering between octaves, as if it couldn't decide what range to settle in.

"You are.....just as ethereal as they say." The voice purrs.

( @bigender-parentdoer )

Hermes turns, grinning wide as he looks over the new figure.

“Hey hey, careful. Talking like that is dangerous. What have you been looking for me for?”

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dad?!?!?!?

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“Child?!?!?!?”

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Another little giggle found its way out of him.

“Oh, you are very charming, but I’ll have to decline. I’m very sorry.”

"Well hello sailor~" A singsong voice sounds from behind Hermes.

"Been looking for you."

The voice carries a certain distance, shimmering between octaves, as if it couldn't decide what range to settle in.

"You are.....just as ethereal as they say." The voice purrs.

( @bigender-parentdoer )

Hermes turns, grinning wide as he looks over the new figure.

“Hey hey, careful. Talking like that is dangerous. What have you been looking for me for?”

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“Elodie Tuck, you’re still too formal.”

His words are critical, but his expression is entirely amused, so much so that he’s almost giggling.

“What do you want? Since you made me laugh, I’ll probably say yes.”

"Well hello sailor~" A singsong voice sounds from behind Hermes.

"Been looking for you."

The voice carries a certain distance, shimmering between octaves, as if it couldn't decide what range to settle in.

"You are.....just as ethereal as they say." The voice purrs.

( @bigender-parentdoer )

Hermes turns, grinning wide as he looks over the new figure.

“Hey hey, careful. Talking like that is dangerous. What have you been looking for me for?”

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Hermes laughs, his appearance changing to a younger looking form as he hides his giggle behind his hand. He looks sprightly, like a pixie might be depicted in a Hollywood movie, and closer to Eldoie’s age than the thirty-something he had been minutes ago.

“So formal. You’re off to a shit start.”

"Well hello sailor~" A singsong voice sounds from behind Hermes.

"Been looking for you."

The voice carries a certain distance, shimmering between octaves, as if it couldn't decide what range to settle in.

"You are.....just as ethereal as they say." The voice purrs.

( @bigender-parentdoer )

Hermes turns, grinning wide as he looks over the new figure.

“Hey hey, careful. Talking like that is dangerous. What have you been looking for me for?”

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"Well hello sailor~" A singsong voice sounds from behind Hermes.

"Been looking for you."

The voice carries a certain distance, shimmering between octaves, as if it couldn't decide what range to settle in.

"You are.....just as ethereal as they say." The voice purrs.

( @bigender-parentdoer )

Hermes turns, grinning wide as he looks over the new figure.

“Hey hey, careful. Talking like that is dangerous. What have you been looking for me for?”

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MEOWssenger of the gods.

— yours truly, Blaze Daylight Daughter of Apollo

(I thought it was funny, I'm sorry and yes I made it feel free to use)

Why the [BEEP] would you make me look at this

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"You." Eli scowls, her words filled to the brim with venom. The usual smile and cheery tone have disappeared.

@wivesandwallets

"Me."

Hermes didn't look at all concerned by her sudden appearance, or her anger. He slides a glass of lemonade towards her, gesturing for her to sit beside him at the table.

"Let's talk."

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“Aaaaah… no. I don’t know how to do that. If I did I wouldn’t have so much of my own.”

He laughed, too hard. Like he’d told a very funny personal joke that Robin would definitely understand. When she didn’t laugh with him, he cleared his throat and finally let her hands go.

“Sorry Right. Uh… I’ll show you. You’ll see.”

*Robin crossed her arms and glared at Hermes.*

You’re Hermes, right?

“Robin.”

Hermes smiles, and while it’s playful and always a bit impish, there’s a sense of genuineness to it that cant be denied.

“Are you here to let me know what I’ve done wrong?”

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“I can make up for it. No- I will make up for it. I will.”

He patted her hand somewhat awkwardly, unsure if he should let it go or not.

“Actually I already have a few ideas…”

*Robin crossed her arms and glared at Hermes.*

You’re Hermes, right?

“Robin.”

Hermes smiles, and while it’s playful and always a bit impish, there’s a sense of genuineness to it that cant be denied.

“Are you here to let me know what I’ve done wrong?”