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D. Dankovsky. Capital, 18XX
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I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder
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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing
me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched
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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE
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